Sunday, August 29, 2004

Nutrition Facts

Nutrition Facts and Food Composition Analysis for Burger King sandwich: Original Whopper Sandwich

I actually ate one of these the other day. Did you ever get a hankorin' for one!? MMM mmm.

Good thing it was only 710 calories, plus the fries.

Saturday, August 28, 2004

Breaking News - Top Story Skip Jack Wins the Lottery!

Breaking News - Top Story Skip Jack wins the lottery!

This is really a funny site! You can change the first and the last name in the address line to be anyone's and then hit enter.

Give it a shot and email it to someone who deserves to envy you.

Friday, August 27, 2004

August 2004 Pictures

Paige is growling at Minnie!

August pictures.... Jim, Kathe & Walt's visit and Paige and Beck go to Bushkill Park.

Great Olympic Moments

Hope you had a laugh at those! Check out the Official Website of the Olympic Movement. (I didn't even know it was referred to as a 'movement')

That's what the nurse always called it in school when you went to her and complained of a stomach ache. I digress...

Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Blonde Surprise

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies..... "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Sunday, August 15, 2004

The McGreevey Top 10

Caution: Rated R

Can't believe it took this long to compose them!!!

10 NJ State bird: swallow
9 NJ Tpke renamed Hershey Highway
8 NJ raises terror alert level to lavender
7 We know he didn't like Bush, but this is ridiculous
6 Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed "polling" so much
5 What does McGreevey and the Israelis navy have in common?
Jewish seaman.
4 NJ DMV to now call rear end accidents, a mcgreevey
3 Gives new meaning to stuffing the ballot box
2 Post headline...mcgreevey goes down
1 Shouldn't take McGreevey long to get out of the governors
mansion, he's already got his sh*t packed!

Radar Image of YOUR HOUSE!

This is the radar image of Mom & Dad Storholt's house....

This is Patrick & Becky's house

This is Jim, Kathe and Walt's house

This is Joel's house

This is Mom Kaine's House

This is Boom and Anastasia's House

How the heck do you do this master? (or what is the trick, Jack?)

Go to and search for your local radar, then click on Local Radar. This will give you an image and under the image on the right it will read "Current Station: XXX" This is your local radar.

Then go to and search for your address. In most cases, it will give you your exact coordinates. (in the case of Mom and Dad Storholt, no luck - but that's what you get when you live in heaven, right?)

Then you just click on a link above and edit the locations, and coordinates.

Don't ask me where I get this stuff from.

I said don't ask.

Pocono Weekend

Seriously, how lucky are their men?

We had an awesome time this weekend... Hanging with the Mohrs and Kevin. It's like an oasis on Lake Wallenpaupack. The 3 black labs and Paige loved each other, and the wave runners loved me!!

Thanks - Cheryl and Kevin and Mary and Barry!!!

I need a massage from all that exercise. Seriously.

Click the photo or headline for all of the pictures.

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Monday, August 2, 2004