Saturday, July 10, 2004

Lottery Winner

Did you hear about that woman that won the lottery? She was a cleaning woman or something... her cash take home after taxes was $118 million dollars. CASH FOLKS. I guess she is cleaning up now (ha ha).

So, my trusty calculator says that if she lives for 20 years, she can spend $449 a minute and never run out of money.

That's $7.00 a second every single day for the rest of her life. That's absurd. As Becky would say "Give it to me."