Thursday, August 31, 2006
"Look, Ma - the pickle glows!"
Monday, August 28, 2006
To get it to play in full screen, double click the player when the video starts.
* I just said that to be cool, the closest I have come to acid was mailing a post card.
Sunday, August 27, 2006
This stuff actually happens there? Can't understand why they lost the cold war.
Sunday, August 20, 2006
Saturday, August 19, 2006
Friday, August 18, 2006
"Instead, for significant periods of time he had been, at best, and absentee manager and owner largely because at some point in time Ray Evernham had entered into an (sic) close personal relationship with a female driver he engages to drive on NASCAR's ARCA, Truck and Busch Series. That relationship became a subject of considerable discussion and distraction in the Nextel Cup garage area during the 2006 season."
Erin Crocker is the only female driver employed by Evernham Motorsports.
Whhhooaaaa, that's sexual harrasment! And Erin Crocker ain't no looker either.
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Sunday, August 13, 2006
Saturday, August 12, 2006
Fogarty got the ticket in Norfolk, Va., in May 1946. Soon after, he bought a $1 money order to pay the fine but forgot to send it in. About a month ago, as he was looking through a box of collectibles from his Navy days, Fogarty discovered a wallet with the money order inside.
So he wrote a letter to the Norfolk Police Department and included
the money order.
"At my age, when I go out of here, I don't want to owe anyone a dime,"
he told the St. Petersburg Times.
Fogarty's money order will not be cashed, Norfolk police Officer Chris Amos said. Instead, it will be framed and displayed in the department's museum.
"It's one of those restoring your faith in mankind things," Amos said.
Associated Press/AP Online
Wednesday, August 9, 2006
Monday, August 7, 2006
and when you are done lifting your jaw up, read this for instructions on how to do it
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When
she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before
she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands
naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars
and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies
"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
Wednesday, August 2, 2006
"The right to receive such revenues shall continue for as long as the NBA or its successors continues in its existence."
Yeah, since 1976 their team has folded and the NBA must still pay these guys. This year alone, their cut could be $24,000,000. For.Doing.Nothing .
Good job, boys!
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