Monday, August 7, 2006
and when you are done lifting your jaw up, read this for instructions on how to do it
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When
she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before
she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands
naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars
and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies
"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"