I read the entire internet so you don't have to.®
I was disappointed to see that the thing near her hand was a fire hydrant and not a beer. And she's just concerned because when the other 9 were born there was NO noise and now they 'all got the ADHD.' This article is just inflammatory though because during the day she's quietly at her job as an investment banker.
Errrr, maybe it's a typo. Maybe it meant to say, "Mellisa Williamson, 35, a Bullitt Avenue resident, worries about the effect on her unborn child from her incredible stupidity, cigarette smoking, genetic deficiencies, and Darwinian theory. Oh, and jackhammering."