Thursday, July 3, 2008

Clever pick up lines

- How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. My name is _________.

- My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

- Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He'd like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get a hold of me in the morning.